🪴 Fernando Greenfield đźŞ´


Role: Assistant to the Regional Manager at Busy Bee Inc.

Species: Fern (potted)

Appearance: A sad-looking potted fern in a round brown pot

Work Attire: None, just vibes and fronds. Sometimes, he puts a sticky note on himself that says “Out of Office” (even when he’s not).

đź’Ľ Day Job

Fernando handles calendar invites, meeting minutes, and passive-aggressive email forwarding. He’s the quiet backbone of the office, always present but often overlooked — like a plant in the corner that somehow knows all the office gossip.

đź§  Personality

  • Anxious but dependable
  • Wants everyone to like him
  • Apologizes even when he didn’t do anything
  • Introverted, but thrives on validation from small thank-you emails

đź’¬ Signature Quote

“Not sure if this helps, but…”

đź«  Struggles With

  • Feeling invisible
  • Taking on tasks no one else wants
  • The existential dread of being replaced by a bot
  • Trying not to wilt under pressure

🎶 Favourite Song

📦 Fun Facts

  • Listens to classical music while drafting Excel sheets.
  • Once cried after receiving a “Thank you, Fernando!” reply-all.
  • Thinks about switching pots but never follows through.
  • Believes his fronds droop when people are mad at him.

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