🪴 Fernando Greenfield 🪴

Role: Assistant to the Regional Manager at Busy Bee Inc.

Species: Fern (potted)

Appearance: A sad-looking potted fern in a round brown pot

Work Attire: None, just vibes and fronds. Sometimes, he puts a sticky note on himself that says “Out of Office” (even when he’s not).

💼 Day Job

Fernando handles calendar invites, meeting minutes, and passive-aggressive email forwarding. He’s the quiet backbone of the office, always present but often overlooked — like a plant in the corner that somehow knows all the office gossip.

🧠 Personality

Anxious but dependable
Wants everyone to like him
Apologizes even when he didn’t do anything
Introverted, but thrives on validation from small thank-you emails

💬 Signature Quote

“Not sure if this helps, but…”

🫠 Struggles With

Feeling invisible
Taking on tasks no one else wants
The existential dread of being replaced by a bot
Trying not to wilt under pressure

🎶 Favourite Song

Bring Me To Life by Evanescence

📦 Fun Facts

Listens to classical music while drafting Excel sheets.
Once cried after receiving a “Thank you, Fernando!” reply-all.
Thinks about switching pots but never follows through.
Believes his fronds droop when people are mad at him.