🐱 Schrodinger 🐱

Role: Unemployed (Quantum Physics Grad), freelance biscuit maker at Loaf Actually

Species: Tuxedo Cat

Appearance: Black-and-white with tired eyes and cosmic ennui

Work Attire: Whatever he feels like wearing

💼 Day Job

Schrodinger is both employed and unemployed, choosing to spend his days philosophising in bakeries, libraries or litter boxes. He sometimes shows up to interviews just to disappear. Thinks deeply, naps deeper.

🧠 Personality

Highly allergic to small talk
Aloof yet affectionate (if you’re lucky)
Introspective, cryptic, a little dramatic
Sees reality as optional

💬 Signature Quote

“Am I burnt out or just… alive?”

🫠 Struggles With

Being understood
Keeping a consistent routine
Choosing a timeline
Leaving the house

🎶 Favourite Song

Numb Little Bug by Em Beihold

📦 Fun Facts

Majored in Quantum Physics, with a minor in theoretical laziness
Owns 42 notebooks, all half-filled
Once disappeared mid-conversation and blamed physics
Probably wrote your favorite existential meme