🦈 Shane Finnerton 🦈

Role: Intern at Busy Bee Inc.

Species: Shark

Appearance: Cartoon shark in office clothes—blue shirt, red tie, dark pants, with a dorsal fin poking through the back of his shirt

Work Attire: Tries to look professional, but his shirt is always a bit too tight around the fin

💼 Day Job

Shane is the overly enthusiastic intern trying to do everything everywhere all at once. He sends calendar invites for coffee chats, volunteers for extra work before understanding the task and always says “Happy to help!” (even when he’s not)

🧠 Personality

Eager, excitable, a little naïve
Wants to make a good impression
Tries to mask his anxiety with emojis
Definitely overthinks his Slack messages

💬 Signature Quote

“Hey team! Just checking in again on this 😊”

🫠 Struggles With

Not knowing what he doesn’t know
Trying too hard
Corporate lingo
The existential horror of reading his own email drafts

🎶 Favourite Song

Anxiety by Doechii

📦 Fun Facts

Keeps a spreadsheet of compliments
Watches YouTube tutorials before meetings
Carries mints, post-its, and a small existential crisis in his backpack
Once tried to network with someone in the pantry line