🦔 Henry Huffington III 🦔


Role: Crisis Management Consultant at Busy Bee Inc.

Species: Hyrax

Appearance: Round tan creature with a cream belly and anxious energy

Work Attire: None (stress is his accessory)

💼 Day Job

Henry specialises in worst-case scenarios (which he assumes are happening now) and helps others put out metaphorical fires. He panics professionally, but efficiently. Works from anywhere (preferably under a blanket).

🧠 Personality

  • Overthinker-in-chief
  • Loyal, sensitive, catastrophically kind
  • Wants to help, even if he’s spiraling
  • Feels too much and screams into the void

💬 Signature Quote

“I already imagined all the ways this could go wrong. Twice.”

🫠 Struggles With

  • Saying no
  • Turning off his brain
  • Sleeping before 3am
  • Emails that start with “just checking in”

🎶 Favourite Song

📦 Fun Facts

  • Always carries three types of rescue snacks
  • Owns seven stress balls, each named
  • Uses spreadsheets to track his feelings
  • Thinks he’s a capybara (he’s not)

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