🍪 Lao Hong 🍪

Role: Secretary at Busy Bee Inc.

Species: Iced Gem Biscuit

Appearance: Tan cookie base with a swirl of pink icing on top, expressionless and limb-less

Work Attire: None (she is the snack)

💼 Day Job

Lao Hong handles office admin with terrifying precision, keeping track of everyone’s birthdays and printer toner levels. She knows all the office gossip but never spills a crumb. Types 100 WPM using…no hands?

🧠 Personality

Stoic and deadpan
Unbothered by chaos
Communicates through strategic sighs and loud stapling
Mysteriously efficient

💬 Signature Quote

Unspoken judgmental stare

🫠 Struggles With

Being appreciated for holding the entire office together
Not melting under pressure (literally)
People (especially Mr Moneypenne) asking her to smile more

🎶 Favourite Song

Fix You by Coldplay

📦 Fun Facts

Older than the office microwave
Keeps the stationery cupboard locked with her mind
Has a perfect attendance record since 1998
Rumored to have once cracked a smile