
💬 Tagline
“Buzz harder, not smarter.”
💼 Employees
- Mr Murray Moneypenne (Regional Manager)
- Fernando Greenfield (Assistant to the Regional Manager)
- Lao Hong (Secretary)
- Shane Finnerton (Third-year Intern)
- Henry Huffington III (Crisis Management)
✨ Vibe
Understaffed, overworked, with a break room that smells like despair and stale coffee. The HR department is a fax machine that no longer works.
🌚 Extra Lore
- Tagline: “Buzz harder, not smarter.”
- Employees:
- Vibe: A toxic but oddly adorable corporate hellscape. Everything is run by Excel and vibes.
- Extra Lore:
- Shane the shark is still on “probation” after 3 years.
- Lao Hong runs the unofficial therapy office in the supply closet.
- Hyrax handles “miscellaneous tasks” which he has never clarified.
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