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GG Hospital (Graves General Hospital)
💬 Tagline “We hope you make it out alive!” 💼 Employees Yuni (Doctor) Kerry (Psychiatrist-in-training) ✨ Vibe Understaffed, overworked, with a break room that smells like despair and stale coffee. The HR department is a fax machine that no longer works. 🌚 Extra Lore Their mascot is a gravestone with googly eyes. There’s a mysterious…
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Slouchware
💬 Tagline “Work from anywhere. Deliver…whenever.” 💼 Employees Tang Ping Win (Software Engineer) ✨ Vibe A startup that started giving up midway through its own mission statement. 🌚 Extra Lore Ping Win’s job description has been “TBD” since he joined. Their office chairs are replaced with bean bags. No meetings before 11am. Their Slack is…
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University of MEHH (University of Mediocre Enlightenment & Half-hearted Hope)
💬 Tagline “Where questions matter more than answers…?” 💼 Employees Dr Phrog (Philosophy Professor) ✨ Vibe Philosophical chaos meets academic burnout. Everyone here has a book deal and undiagnosed existential dread. 🌚 Extra Lore The faculty lounge only serves black coffee and despair. Mascot: A frog holding a copy of “Being and Nothingness” The university’s…
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Loaf Actually
💬 Tagline “Bread over breakdowns.” 💼 Employees Basil (Baker) Schrodinger (Freelance Biscuit Maker) ✨ Vibe A cozy sourdough sanctuary with plants in every corner and a “therapy oven” that’s always baking. 🌚 Extra Lore All loaves are named after feelings, except the mantou which has no feelings There’s a tip jar labeled “Healthcare fund for…
