Role: Philosophy Professor at UoMEHH (University of Mediocre Enlightenment & Half-hearted Hope)
Species: Desert Rain Frog
Appearance: Rotund green frog with a pale belly, dot eyes, and stubby limbs
Work Attire: Spectacles and nothing else (he’s exempt from university attire guidelines)
💼 Day Job
Dr Phrog is a tenured professor at UoMEHH and can be found holding lectures in the pantry at 2am. He teaches Existential Crises 101 and Advanced Navel-Gazing. Writes academic papers no one understands (including himself).
🧠 Personality
- Pensive, cryptic, oddly comforting
- Answers every question with another question
- Thinks in ellipses… constantly…
- Has deep thoughts about cereal
💬 Signature Quote
“Is time real, or just another form of unpaid overtime?”
🫠 Struggles With
- Being taken seriously by his students
- Remembering what day it is
- Getting out of bed (or into it…because he’s short)
- People expecting answers
🎶 Favourite Song
📦 Fun Facts
- Keeps a copy of Being and Nothingness in the fridge
- Meditates with a stapler on his head
- Once wrote a thesis about socks and identity
- May or may not be your subconscious
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