Meet The Antiworkers – a wholesome, slightly unhinged crew navigating modern work life, burnout, and the pursuit of doing the bare minimum. Each character is based on my friends or real people I’ve met, lovingly exaggerated to reflect the struggles of our generation.
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An overachieving doctor trying to heal others while forgetting to rest. Has a glittery to-do list and a burnout diagnosis.
Intern with a dorsal fin, a red tie and no survival instincts. Has 3 tabs open and zero thoughts.
Soft, loyal, easily confused. Thinks his colleagues should work less and take more outdoor walks.
A corporate husk in a pot. Often wilting, always overthinking. His love language is unread Slack messages.
An ex-nurse turned baker. Still healing people… just with carbs now. Soft, leafy, and full of boundaries.
Grumpy rain frog and retired philosophy professor. Your inner voice, but older and amphibious.
Crisis consultant. Looks like a potato. Lives in a constant state of polite existential dread.
Micromanager with impasta syndrome. Believes “synergy” is a personality. Disapproves of everything.
A stale iced gem biscuit-turned-office secretary. Doesn’t move, doesn’t flinch. Sees and hears all.
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